Who Came Here for Organization Anyway

youremybrandnewday:

eva-420:

eva-420:

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

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sandersstudies:

randomprojectedtrashcutie:

sandersstudies:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Why are there ten loud saxophone players outside? This isn’t even a metaphor they’re actually out there.

I JUST PASSED THREE PEOPLE WITH TUBAS?????

Please consider: marching band

See here’s the thing, that WOULD make sense, except I’m at the gym?????

Marching band wants to work out. Upgrade to Runninng Band

I’m dying just imagining someone violently playing the clarinet while sprinting after me.

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jacemp3:

sakura and ino not ending up together is infuriating not only because of the dissatisfaction with the stupid love triangle while sasuke didnt even like EITHER of them anyway, but also because the daughter of a flower shop marrying a girl named after a flower is so sweet it makes me want to vomit?? so many missed opportunities also sasuke is as gay as gay ever was

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dsudis:

lemonsharks:

what my parents told me: you can do anything if you set your mind to it

what I wish my parents had told me: sometimes you will fail, and it will be scary and it will suck, but you will probably not die

I would also have appreciated: the fact that you can do something if you try very, very hard, does not actually obligate you to spend your life putting forth maximum effort to achieve it. It is okay to not be 1000% driven by life-consuming ambition and instead be satisfied with something less difficult.

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miseryofmillions:

dankmemeuniversity:

now that i see another image taken in the same place the original image looks so fake

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cantankerous-crow:

me: enamel pins are beautiful but I wouldn’t know what to do with them. like do I put them on a bag or a coat or something? they’re cute but n–

my magpie brain: SMALL. SHINY. DETAILS????? PIN GET PIN!!!! PINNNNN. PUT. PIN. SMALL. SHINY. GET PIN GET ALL PINS

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krystalprism:

madnanc:

ladynorbert:

autisticheatherduke:

autisticheatherduke:

Dear hearing aid providers: stop only advertising your hearing aids for old people - from a deaf 19 year old who’s used hearing aids since she was 7

Note: you don’t have to use hearing aids, or have any form of hearing loss to be able to reblog this

Deaf people using hearing aids should be as normalized as people with vision loss wearing glasses.

The idea that hearing aids are only for eldery also fuels the reasoning that health insurance companies consider them a luxury.

I used to until I was like 8

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huntrad:

tilthat:

TIL Whenever we sleep in unfamiliar surroundings, only half your brain is getting a good night’s rest while the other half stands guard.

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enemies nearby

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odiko-ptino:

Reminder that it is Twenty Herm Teen!!

( @hermes-is-my-homeboy !)

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